Monday, November 22, 2010

Porn For New Moms

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This is the kind of quality reading I've been doing! I received this book from the sweetest lady at one of my showers. I have to admit that when I saw the title I did a double take and looked at her sideways. I would never have expected her to pick up a book with porn in the title. I've known her for years as I went to grade school with her son. We worked together for years when I was a secretary at the parish center and she was the pastor's secretary.

The fact that I got this book from the sweet church lady makes it even better.

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"Let's not have sex tonight. Let me just rub your feet while you tell me about the baby's day."

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This book sits on my coffee table and everyone who picks it up laughs out loud. It's the perfect gift for a shower or visit to a new mom.

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Sweatpants are the only pants that fit. I find that although the pounds are falling off my body it a crazy mushy mass and nothing fits.

I appreciate a man who knows the beauty of yoga pants.

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I don't know which part of this one makes me laugh harder.... the thought of B getting rid of his bikes to make room for a jogging stroller or the thought of me jogging, let alone jogging with a stroller!

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There was a time when I regularly got 8 hours of sleep. It's really too bad you can't store up that energy and save it for later.

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This one is just scary because we really do discuss things like poop consistency.

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This is some porn I can support and spread without hesitation.

This is the good stuff.

14 comments:

  1. New Mom Porn Rocks! I wonder if they have old mom porn, I could use that. My kids are grown but I still want my feet rubbed.

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  2. Mom porn from the pastor's secretary?!!! So funny! luvuallbye

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  3. Oh my goodness, this is sure to be a classic for sure! Way to go Pastor's Secretary....too funny!

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  4. Love it! Actually think I'm living it at the moment - feeling dreadful with some bug and hero Dave is looking after all three kids. Amazing. X

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  5. I just laughed out loud! That totally is exactly what I want Grant to ask me... about Jake's poop. haha. What a cute book! Hope everything is going well... Ryder is adorable!

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  6. Hehehe, this is awesome. I have the Porn For Women original I think. It's a housekeeping one. There are shirtless men vacuuming (Match does that sometimes)!

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  7. Okay, hands down, BEST post ever!!!! I want one, and I don;t even have a baby!!! LOL

    Happy Thanksgiving girl!

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  8. Love those books! I gave my sister "Porn for Women" for her b-day. The cover shows a hot guy vacuuming.. bwahaha :-p -Tammy

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  9. Ha! I just had to share this post on my facebook. I love it and even though Im not a new mom I want this book! :)

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  10. Hello, my friend. It's Thanksgiving Day today and I wanted to stop by and wish all my friends the happiest day. I wanted to tell you that when I count my blessings, you will be among them. Thank you for adding to the richness of my experience in the blog world. Your blog is a wonderful place for me to visit. Thank you for that. Happy, happy Thanksgiving.

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  11. Oh my gosh...that book is hilarious!!!!!!!

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  12. That is too fun! I'm on board with ALL of that:)

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